Lonnie Liston Smith- Expansions

Lonnie Liston Smith- Expansions

Ronnie Laws - Karmen

FAMILY !!!

Any one who read my earlier Blog - "Are Friends eclectic" will be aware with my sentiments towards so called "Friends".

Unfortunately I now find the need to express my belief, that at times, family are not much better !.

ARE FRIENDS ECLECTIC !

Friends !, we all think we have them, but what defines a "friend" ?

The Dictionary will tell you - noun "any person whom one knows and likes well".

Very well, but what about those people who you consider to be friends but actually do not reciprocate the sentiment !

In my experience this appears to be a common phenomenon and covers all manor of friendship.

Off course there are friends from many different aspects of our lives, from childhood to old age. We start with school friends, who may remain friends for many years after school days are a distant past memory.
Then there are friends from college, work,siblings,the Pub,sports activities,holidays, football, family and friends of friends.

However the very nature of these friendships is often false from the start, with the apparent friendship thrust upon individuals or indeed groups of people due to gatherings at work, the pub or other similar places or situations.

Off course we all wish to have as many friends as possible and hope that we are popular people. However,to be truth full we are probably all guilty of proffering a friendship to an individual or group, just to fit in to the current situation that befalls you. This may be when visiting the local Pub, socialising at work of family gatherings.

Initially all will be well as these new "Friends" are currently unaware of your personal traits and idiosyncrasies. And of course you will be unaware of there own behaviors.

Unfortunately, after a while you may notice that certain individuals or groups of people are not the people you thought them to be, and you will start to notice that they are grinding your nerves and that you would probably be better of without there friendship.

So be careful out there next time you are approached by a new friend or friends, and think first before you commit your self to a friendship or friendships that should be no more than a casual acquaintance

Adios Friends !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOGUS BEER BELLY CONSUMPTION COMMITTEE

BOGUS BEER BELLY CONSUMPTION COMMITTEE

The Consumption committee are up for re election and the following members will be automatically re elected unless they wish to withdraw from this illustrious position.

i) Horsington Smythe

ii) Loafington smythe

iii) One seed Washington Brown

iv) Blodwyn Omaha

v) Peder P Pederson

vi) Baxtodian the Elder

vii) Doctor Theodosius Doyle

viii)Patrick Aloysius Cannister

THE BOGUS BEER BELLY BATTALION ANNUAL TEA DANCE NOW IMMINENT

THE BOGUS BEER BELLY BATTALION ANNUAL TEA DANCE NOW IMMINENT


After a break of three years, the Bogus Beer Belly Battalion have announced that thier annual tea dance is soon to take place.


The venue has not yet been finalised, but a suitable hostilary will soon be chosen by the Battalions consumption comittee.


All members of the Battalion will receive a communication over the next seven days confirming the date and venue.

RED WINE IS GOOD FOR YOU !!

THE ABOVE PHOTOGRAPH IS EXCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT THE REGULAR CONSUMPTION OF RED WINE, SUPPLEMENTED BY CIGARETTES AND VODKA, CAN RESULT IN THE BODY BEAUTIFUL.

THE "VINTNERS ASSOCIATION OF GREAT BRITAIN AND HEIDELBERG", HAVE CONDUCTED A STUDY OF THE ABOVE TEST SUBJECT OVER A PERIOD OF THIRTY YEARS, AND RESULTS RECENTLY PUBLISHED IN "THE GLEANER" PROVE CONCLUSIVELY THAT OVER INDULGENCE OF THE VINE WILL NOT RESULT IN AN AN UNSIGHTLY AND OVERWEIGHT BODY.